Making up titles is getting so old

In the past 3 days, I consumed 2 cheese burgers, and 15 chicken nuggets.
Plus, you saw the Reese's Pieces and the Mountain Dew in my last post...

Needless to say, it's got to stop.

Thus, the search for my "hot wedding bod" has begun.

And it started with this...

And I would be lying if I said I didn't truly want to walk out of that grocery store with those pillsbury dough boy holiday cookies. Ya know, the ones that come out every holiday? 

These ones had pumpkins on them. And they were calling me. 

In the end, I made it out without any baked goods, highly caffeinated drinks, or deep fried animal products.