I wrote all of the contestants down in my journal, but I cannot share them with you for fear that one of you will steal them. I also am afraid you'll tell me they're ugly, or make up an insulting rhyme and I won't be able to look at them the same.
Who is this girl? what has marriage done to me!?
I'm not preggers though, so you can relax.
Just leave me to my unhealthy addiction.